Noël.

24th December 2009 -

CHRISTMAS EVE!! Seen as though it’s christmas eve I thought I’d give you something to make you chuckle..

The night before christmas throughout the house, we were all fucked, even the mouse. Dad at the brothel, mum with uncle Frank, I’d settled down for a nice slow wank. Outside the house I heard a right clatter, I let go of my cock to see whats the matter. Out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew right away it was old St Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. The big fat fucker, I think he fell. He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer, and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the big fat twat blew the house apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, shouting, I’ll be back next year, have a hell of a night.

Merry Christmas!